$pete
WTF PETE! YOU DUMB MOTHERF*CKER!
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$PETE'S STORY
Pete is here to save the universe.Only one problem: He’s a fucking idiot!This retard crash-landed his spaceship, torched the instructions on how to save us all, and just might be the dumbest fucking life-form to exist.I just wanna send this dip shit back to whatever the fuck he came from.
PLANET SARPMAS
Pete comes from "Sarpmas," a once-thriving planet where every one is named Pete.Their badass civilization got obliterated by the Elders, a bunch of power-hungry assholes who stole their greatest treasure, the Codex. When the Elders set their sights on Earth, The King of Sarpmas was supposed to send the smartest Pete to ever live.Instead, his dumbass cousin fucked everything up and launched himself into space. Now, this useless piece of shit is stuck on Earth with no Codex, no plan, and zero clue what the hell he’s doing.WTF Pete!
TOKENOMICS...
1,000,000,000 $PETE TOKENS
• No Team Tokens
• No Taxes
• Fair Launch on Pump.Fun
• Dev wallet tokens to be burned
HOW TO BUY...
STEP 1: Get a digital wallet like Phantom.STEP 2: Buy Solana (SOL) and send it to your wallet.STEP 3: Go to app.Uniswap.org, connect your wallet.STEP 4: Select $PETE Token ($PETE), enter how much you want, and add the token's address.STEP 5: Check details, confirm swap, and help $Pete get home!Trading fees and slippage might be applicable throughout the purchasing process.
"$PETE is a community-driven meme coin experiment. Trade it at your own damn risk! Everything on this site is just for shits and giggles (informational purposes) and definitely not financial or professional advice. Don’t be a dumbass—know what you’re getting into."